Regular Expressions

Online Tools

• https://regex101.com/
• https://regexr.com

Short and sweet video by Kyle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhzKDrUiJVk

Philosophic GPS

Here is an example of voice guided philosophic GPS-navigation system that I've created (there was already a similar and small joke called "Zen GPS")

1. You've to turn right in half mile. If your Karma is good you'll get green signal.
2. You have the right to turn right now.
3. If you hear this message your ear is working fine,
4. If nothing is left in your Karma you'll get bliss. Anyway turn left now.
5. Buddha said "middle of the road" is best. However traffic rule says you should be in the right.
6. I don't know if there is heaven and/or hell. You'll know soon if you continue over-speeding like this.
7. I can't go on re-calculating the route for you. Looks like this is your judgment day.

Humble desire

People have various desires.

They are after power. Many of them want to be extraordinary and powerful or extraordinarily powerful.

I choose to be very humble and want to be ordinary.

Extraordinarily ordinary.

It is no fair......

This is a conversation from my yesterday's dream. You will guess whom I was talking to.

• "..........."
• What? "Life is a drama"? Yes, I've heard about it. How is it like?

• "......."
• Oh. Action packed! Good to know that it is not tragic.

• ".............................."
• Me?... I only wanted to see it. Of course the heroine is gorgeous.

• "......"
• Beg your pardon. You want me as WHAT? a CLOWN?

Can the search engines help?

I'm searching for

• a bugless software
• a creator who doesn't expect appreciation
• peaceful mind
• fearless life
• a technology that provides basic needs for all the beings on the Earth

Should I change the mirror I'm looking at? or my spectacles?

I find myself 

• chewing the past memories like buffalo
  
• jumping into the projected future thoughts like a Gangaroo
  
• curling myself inside like a snake when frightened
  
• swimming in a pattern of living/beliefs
  
• flying high with the desires
  

The mirror that I'm looking at shows

• a human image
  

Please come back

Looks like, the Guardian Angels of so many people are on vacation. Here is a mail to them.

Dear Angels,

    Are you planning to go on extending your vacation? People are suffering everywhere. Don't you hear that often-silent cry? Don't you see the pain in their eyes? Don't you smell that their hearts are burning? Have you forgotten the taste of extreme bitterness that they are tasting? Don't you feel their trembling bodies?

Are you out of your senses?

Awaiting your response,

Human Being

 

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> original message

>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>In the lines of thoughts of Kaviyarasu Kannadasan and Kaviyarasu Vairamuthu (Tamil Poets)

>

>I needed bugless software

> Heard a voice from inside, "Create it yourself".

>

>I needed fearless life

> Heard a voice from inside, "You may get sugarless coffee".

>

>People say

> There is an angel for everyone as Guardian

>

>My dear angel

> Are you on vacation?