Me? Engineer.

Hardware: Obsolete
Software: Next generation
Food: Any vegetarian food that crosses the throat with least resistance.
Air: Always conditioned
Water: Colored. Some people call it as Coffee.
Dress: Anything that makes the one who wears look crazy.
Religion: *NIX by birth, believed Windows and I've my love for Apple. Confusion is appropriate.
Friends: Those blessed/forsaken beings who write technical tips and articles.
Foes: Foe? Nobody. Well I lied. I myself.
Hobby: Looking at the compiling code (and swearing at it).
Office: Microsoft Office, Sun's OpenOffice.org. and iWork. Oh you meant the company I work with?

Important Query

In the lines of thoughts of Kaviyarasu Kannadasan and Kaviyarasu Vairamuthu (Tamil Poets)

I needed bugless software
Heard a voice from inside, "Create it yourself".

I needed fearless life
Heard a voice from inside, "You may get sugarless coffee".

People say
There is an angel for everyone as Guardian

My dear angel
Are you on vacation?