It is no fair......

This is a conversation from my yesterday's dream. You will guess whom I was talking to.

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• What? "Life is a drama"? Yes, I've heard about it. How is it like?

• "......."
• Oh. Action packed! Good to know that it is not tragic.

• ".............................."
• Me?... I only wanted to see it. Of course the heroine is gorgeous.

• "......"
• Beg your pardon. You want me as WHAT? a CLOWN?