Philosophic GPS

Here is an example of voice guided philosophic GPS-navigation system that I've created (there was already a similar and small joke called "Zen GPS")

1. You've to turn right in half mile. If your Karma is good you'll get green signal.
2. You have the right to turn right now.
3. If you hear this message your ear is working fine,
4. If nothing is left in your Karma you'll get bliss. Anyway turn left now.
5. Buddha said "middle of the road" is best. However traffic rule says you should be in the right.
6. I don't know if there is heaven and/or hell. You'll know soon if you continue over-speeding like this.
7. I can't go on re-calculating the route for you. Looks like this is your judgment day.